awastrelmescalined:

characters pairings shows objects jokes memes games etc

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

“I picked up an issue of Cosmopolitan the other day that had tips for job interviews, because I was like, ‘I need to get better at interviews.’ The article was basically about how to get someone not to hate you in 20 minutes. Every single thing they told you not to do, I was like, ‘I do that every day”

best-of-funny:

bbcsherlockftw:

smiles-and-smirks:

mycroft-is-his-division:

captaintimber:

benedicia:

third-star-til-the-morning:

vampiricangel:

magentablimp:

strangersatthemall:

I will just sit here and pray I won’t need to say it to anyone…

I laughed waaay too hard.

Oh my GOD

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squeakyfangirl:

dftbhailey-42:

rainyohead:

dftbhailey-42:

rainyohead:

morrissarty:

meladoodle:

why the fuck aren’t glue sticks square so you can get the corners

you are a genius

how are you supose to screw them down if they’re square then?

maybe you could push them up?

How do you push them back down?

A lever on the side like one of those multiple-color click pens, so you could push/pull it up and down?

Only on tumblr will you have 20,000+ people discussing glue sticks.

“If you know what Dianna Agron looks like at six in the morning, it’s stunning — like, it’s gorgeous”

benedictcumbertwats:

smallblogger:

“there were no black people in the film brave”

“there were no fat people in the les mis film”

“there were no humans in the film The Hobbit.”

kellanium:

#probably the best explanation of a device in the tv history

willsmith420:

gwenelizz:

Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989

awkwardturtle22:

So I was watching Sherlock this morning and then the scene where Sherlock sees all of Irene’s texts came up.

No big deal. but then I noticed this.

REALLY BBC? REALLY?